The Memoirs of Dirty Kafir

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-146032352011-04-21T16:30:48.540-07:00The Memoirs of Dirty KafirThis is a satire site and intended to be funny. It is my goal to somehow piss off everyone who ever reads this site, and from the looks of things, I have not succeeded. Remember people, if you can't laugh then it's not living.Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1125349038986232312005-08-29T13:28:00.000-07:002005-08-29T14:03:38.386-07:00Sheehan Brothers and Sharpton & Duke Circus

Since the media is fixed upon Cindy Sheehan and her band of around 200 Communists, Socialists, baby-killer advocates (Code Pink), neo-Nazis, ex-Klansmen in David Duke, has-been musicians (Joan Baez), celebrities (Martin Sheen and Viggo Mortenson) and of course the Reverend Al Sharpton, the Dirty Kafir feels he needs to weigh in on the matter.According to NYT columnist Maureen Dowd, Cindy Sheehan

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1125001519370884772005-08-25T12:50:00.000-07:002005-08-25T13:25:19.376-07:00Top Eight Pat Robertson Quotes Not Recorded

8. Tom Cruise recently jumped all over Oprah's couch to declare his love for Katie Holmes, then he proceeded to lecture Matt Lauer of the history of psychology responding to questions of why he attacked Brooke Shields. I think we should strap Cruise down and force him to take anti-depressants so he knows what Shields went through, and then we should put the two in the next Fox Celebrity Boxing

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1124314827029128112005-08-17T14:04:00.000-07:002005-08-17T23:57:49.193-07:00A Conversation Between Howard Dean and BTK

One of the most underreported news stories perhaps of this year is the meeting between DNC Chairman Howard Dean and Dennis Rader, the BTK serial killer. Dean used to live in Wichita, Kansas before he was even the governor of Vermont and while Rader was employed as a dog cather. Dean, a free-wheeling American unafraid to share his own views, met up with an emotionally charged Rader who was a

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1123558830470114082005-08-08T20:02:00.000-07:002005-08-08T20:53:19.506-07:00Galloway Joins Al Qaida in Iraq and Delcares Death to Dirty Kafir

England MP George Galloway is just not content in saying "two of your beautiful daughters [ed. Jerusalem and Baghdad] are in the hands of foreigners" on Syrian TV. Later Galloway tried to clarify his comments that Bush, Blair and Berlusconi are "imperialists.""These leaders of the so-called Democracy movement rape and pillage your countryside," Galloway said. "I know as Tony raped me personally

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1123357489795828882005-08-06T12:33:00.000-07:002005-08-06T12:44:49.800-07:00The Dirty Kafir was Scammed by Nigerians

What? Isn't it nice to know you are the subject of an Associated Press article but they don't even know your name? A little background is in order. About two months ago the Dirty Kafir received an email saying he had won the lottery. Hey, people have email addresses as lottery entries and you don't have to sign up for every single one either. It's the glory of the many Internets (thank God Al

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1123170295549344262005-08-04T08:40:00.000-07:002005-08-04T08:47:34.420-07:00Ayman al-Zawahiri: A Man of Many Words

I seem to have misplaced my Bin Laden. Where is my Bin Laden?Can someone tell me how I got the Mikhail Gorbachev thing on my forehead? If you don't return my Geritol, I will issue a fatwa on your ass! Have a better caption? I'm sure you do. Speak up!

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1122753010112692272005-07-30T12:36:00.000-07:002005-07-30T12:50:10.116-07:00Jackson Superfan Buys 7,992 Albums

According to the BBC, Michael Jackson is having a hard time selling albums in the United States. Only 8,000 copies of his new album (how many remixes of Bad or Thriller can we stomach?) were sold.By comparison, Jackson's album did well in Europe.Jackson's two-disc set went straight to number two in the UK - but he failed to match that success in his home country.The Dirty Kafir thought about

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1122615527854598992005-07-28T22:17:00.000-07:002005-07-28T22:59:21.020-07:00Bush Lied, Boy Scouts Died

President Bush was scheduled to meet with a large contingent of Boy Scouts at their National Jamboree on Tuesday. Boy Scouts lined the field waiting to hear from the President, but the President never came. President Bush instead used his magic powers and created a thunderstorm which in turn canceled his trip.What thunderstorms asks an astute reader at Democratic Underground. What thunderstorms

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1122582120589762252005-07-28T13:04:00.000-07:002005-07-28T22:07:47.733-07:00Ditch Bolton for Hillary

The forgotten about Bush appointment stuck to the wolves of the filibuster crowd (Yeaagghhhhh!) is nearing a recess appointment by President Bush. Are you pro (1, 2, 3) or con such an appointment? The Dirty Kafir doesn't really care because he's too concerned with wanting to know if Bolton outed Valerie Plame.Why not? The Dems have already placed blame upon Dick Cheney, President Bush, Karl Rove

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1122501800921085332005-07-27T15:01:00.000-07:002005-07-27T15:07:17.346-07:00Random Thought of the Day

Why are most people who comment on blogs named 'Poker,' 'Holdem,' 'Grannysex,' 'Trannysex' or any variety of medications to enlarge a man's man?Sure, this is all spam, but you would think if a spammer is smart enough to spam multiple sites to get their own site linked, the spammer would be smart enough to go by 'John' or 'Suzy.'

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1122428506979285022005-07-26T18:29:00.000-07:002005-07-27T09:18:07.630-07:00Cocaine Addicts Cheer Bin Laden Plot

So Osama bin Laden wants to poison cocaine being shipped into the United States. And the big deal is . . . what? Well, that all depends on who you were to ask.I imagine if you ask people not on cocaine, it doesn't really matter to them. So what if a few cocaine addicts drop by the wayside. It's not as if cocaine doesn't kill anyways.Well what if you ask the users? The Dirty Kafir interviewed a

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1122151523830481982005-07-23T13:12:00.000-07:002005-07-23T13:45:23.836-07:00Why Stop there Kerry?

Senator John Kerry is demanding documents of SCOTUS Nominee John Roberts be released so that he may properly decide if Roberts is worthy of his vote. While bloggers such as the crew at The Musueam of Left-Wing Lunacy argue this isn't protocal, the Dirty Kafir believes more documents should be released in the spirit of full disclosure.Documents that should be released include Senator Kerry's full

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1121975088682921812005-07-21T12:33:00.000-07:002005-07-21T16:07:47.860-07:00Rice, Livingstone and Sudan. Where's Cole?

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and her entourage were pushed around in Sudan while digging around the Sudan goverment. As In the Bullpen notes, Kofi Anan also released a statement saying the genocide in Dafur has been lessened because there are not as many people to kill.The real story why the genocide has lessened of late is because the thugs employed by Sudan were too busy trying to

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1121891044005596392005-07-20T12:55:00.000-07:002005-07-20T13:40:47.983-07:00'Dear Democrats' by John Roberts

Amanda Marcotte has written a nice letter entitled 'Dear Democrats.' A self-proclaimed optimist, she says the confirmation of John Roberts is a given, but "that in no way means that he should go without a fight." She wishes to drag him through the mud and expose "the fact that the Republicans, including the President, are a bunch of far-right wingnuts who are beholden to Bible-thumpers who are

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1121829740036615182005-07-19T20:22:00.000-07:002005-07-19T20:22:20.040-07:00

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1121801392850649562005-07-19T12:23:00.000-07:002005-07-19T12:29:52.853-07:00Bronze Statue to Help Capture of Saddam

A 10,000 pound bronze statue of a little girl was stolen in Greenville. Could this be part of the plot to kidnap Saddam Hussein by Osama Bin Laden and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi?Bear with me becuase this makes sense these two are related. As Saddam prepares to head towards trial, he will likely be well guarded by both U.S. and Iraqi soliders. Al Qaida wants to portray they are the protectors of

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1121722317931307762005-07-18T14:23:00.000-07:002005-07-18T14:36:01.346-07:00Fatwa-Fest

The murderer of Dutch film-maker Theo Van Gogh confessed to his crimes last week saying he'd do it again if he could."I take complete responsibility for my actions. I acted purely in the name of my religion," he told its three-strong panel of judges. "I can assure you that one day, should I be set free, I would do the same, exactly the same." . . . Spectators in the maximum security courthouse in

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1121720532334828542005-07-18T13:43:00.000-07:002005-07-18T14:02:12.336-07:00Aljazeera Versus Al Jazeera

Aljazeera.com, not to be confused with Al Jazeera the wonderful television station pumping into my home via an anti-Allah dish, believes U.S. soldiers killed 32 children in a suicide car bombing. Al Jazeera the television station is only known to interview terrorists who sometimes end up being arrested during the course of an interview.Aljazeera.com on the other hand has an entire section

Dirty Kafirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02222475770076065542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14603235.post-1121718601126135502005-07-18T13:25:00.000-07:002005-07-18T13:30:01.126-07:00Welcome

Welcome to Dirty Kafir. As a Kafir, and trust me when I say I am dirty, I take pride in my sense of humor or what little I have. This is a satire site based upon current events and whatever suits my fancy. In the future I hope to open this site up to other bloggers that may have the same, sick and twisted mindset I do, but right now it's just me; the Dirty Kafir.I hope everyone enjoys their

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