Why Stop there Kerry?
Senator John Kerry is demanding documents of SCOTUS Nominee John Roberts be released so that he may properly decide if Roberts is worthy of his vote. While bloggers such as the crew at The Musueam of Left-Wing Lunacy argue this isn't protocal, the Dirty Kafir believes more documents should be released in the spirit of full disclosure.
Documents that should be released include Senator Kerry's full military record as he has stated he would release on numerous occassions. Any documents with the words 'John', 'Roberts', 'Supreme'(including the music group and the taco recipe, 'Court' including any mentions of and pictures of Anna Kournikova, 'Abortion', 'Slapjaw' meaning any documents with John Kerry's name on them and the Dirty Kafir almost forgot, any mentions of the phrase 'filibuster protocal'.
We all know Senator Kerry will vote for Roberts before he votes against Roberts therefore this process is nothing more than a way for the Senator to eat up some press time and get his name out in front of the Kool Aid crew (not in anyway affiliated with the flavored drink). However, in the spirit of Senator Kerry's hypocritical call and lack of poor judgement, below are other documents the Dirty Kafir wants Senator Kerry to demand.
Any documents pertaining to Dean Berry
Documents explaining why a large Muslim anti-terrorism rally has been ignored - Just whose side are you, the journalists 'protecting us' on?
The names of those who have been victims of identity theft
Who drew the paintings allegedly of abuse at Abu Ghraib which a Daily Kos writer says "These are the pictures Bush doen't want you to see"?
Showing collaboration of the anti-American Left because they feel the need to display a painting of the United States in a toilet . . . without a mint!
The recipe to Beer Pizza, or is it Pizza Beer?
Dirty Kafir wants the location and sale price of Jay Teas' old car
The Dirty Kafir finds the above just as neccesary to know for whether or not he will vote for Senator Kerry next go-around. Oh, the Dirty Kafir also wants to know if Senator Kerry is still a traitor? Odds are that he still is.
Documents that should be released include Senator Kerry's full military record as he has stated he would release on numerous occassions. Any documents with the words 'John', 'Roberts', 'Supreme'(including the music group and the taco recipe, 'Court' including any mentions of and pictures of Anna Kournikova, 'Abortion', 'Slapjaw' meaning any documents with John Kerry's name on them and the Dirty Kafir almost forgot, any mentions of the phrase 'filibuster protocal'.
We all know Senator Kerry will vote for Roberts before he votes against Roberts therefore this process is nothing more than a way for the Senator to eat up some press time and get his name out in front of the Kool Aid crew (not in anyway affiliated with the flavored drink). However, in the spirit of Senator Kerry's hypocritical call and lack of poor judgement, below are other documents the Dirty Kafir wants Senator Kerry to demand.
Any documents pertaining to Dean Berry
Documents explaining why a large Muslim anti-terrorism rally has been ignored - Just whose side are you, the journalists 'protecting us' on?
The names of those who have been victims of identity theft
Who drew the paintings allegedly of abuse at Abu Ghraib which a Daily Kos writer says "These are the pictures Bush doen't want you to see"?
Showing collaboration of the anti-American Left because they feel the need to display a painting of the United States in a toilet . . . without a mint!
The recipe to Beer Pizza, or is it Pizza Beer?
Dirty Kafir wants the location and sale price of Jay Teas' old car
The Dirty Kafir finds the above just as neccesary to know for whether or not he will vote for Senator Kerry next go-around. Oh, the Dirty Kafir also wants to know if Senator Kerry is still a traitor? Odds are that he still is.
posted by Dirty Kafir at
1:12 PM
