Ditch Bolton for Hillary

The forgotten about Bush appointment stuck to the wolves of the filibuster crowd (Yeaagghhhhh!) is nearing a recess appointment by President Bush. Are you pro (1, 2, 3) or con such an appointment? The Dirty Kafir doesn't really care because he's too concerned with wanting to know if Bolton outed Valerie Plame.

Why not? The Dems have already placed blame upon Dick Cheney, President Bush, Karl Rove and now John Bolton. The Dirty Kafir sees no need to stop there. He hears President Reagan outed Plame.

But all of this is inconsequential and it matters not. If Bolton were to chage his mustache to a Rollie Fingers mustage all would be good. It's all about facial hair which is what separates us Kafirs from our enemy. We believe in shaving while radical Islamists believe Allah wishes men and women never to shave and grow a beard willy nilly. On second thought, European women sometimes believe in this concept too, but I digress.

If Bolton was clean cut he would have already been confirmed. Outspoken Sentator Teddy Kennedy sees Bolton as his girlfriend he didn't care to save in Chapaquitic. Just like in 1969, Kennedy wants to block Bolton from seeing the light of day. Is it the hair Senator Kennedy?

The Dirty Kafir has another suggestion for the United Nations. Nominate Senator Hillary Clinton. She would be considered tame in comparison to the scandals in the UN. The only baggage she carries is . . . ok, the Dirty Kafir doesn't have three hours. Believe it or not he has a job. Nevertheless, with Clinton at the UN, our youth could play a video game with a sex patch. That is their right, eh? Last the Dirty Kafir checked, Grand Theft Auto never hurt anyone, but the Clinton's sure have.

There you have it. The perfect solution, because after all, Hillary Clinton is now a "centrist" right? Well, she is trying to be one and the media seems to think trying to is the same as being. If we learned nothing else through the trials and tribulations of Rathergate and the Newsweek debacle, we have learned to trust our media. Read them, listen to them and watch them for they are the guiding light in this country.